Monday, June 27, 2011

Transformers :Dark Of The Moon

I love a good summer blockbuster as the next guy , but Transformers 3 is not for me. I didn't see the first one in theaters because i wasn't sure about it. It just looked like it was more about humans than transformers. Then i saw it on video and liked it. Didn't love it , but liked it. I was right. It was more about the humans than the transformers and made Optimus Prime seem like a real sap. Then came along Transformers 2 one of the worst sequels ever. WAY too many humans , bad jokes , scenes that they could of cut out that added nothing to the story , and above all , they kill the one transformer we go to see the transformers in the first place. It was so bad i expected Barry Bostwick fly a rocket motorcycle it was that bad. So now we have the third one coming out and in the previews , apparently , the reason why we went to the moon in the first place was dig up these transformers and we are just now learning about this?. In part three?. Shouldn't this be in the first one?. It sounds to me like this is a big issue that the government should of had out way before the third one. But now it seems that they have striped away all the corny jokes and turned serious. The bad transformers are destroying major cities , big buildings , good transformers. The earth will be run by bad machines. I loved the Transformers as a kid and maybe i'm too old to enjoy it. All i want is a fun entertaining action pack movie called Transformers about Transformers.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Bad teacher

Get it , she is a Bad Teacher. She sleeps at work , she throws balls at children and knocks them down , and drinks on the job TOO!!!. Ow my sides ache. Then you add Justin Tinmerlake in there and you have the next classic comedy. I don't think so. I love edgy comedy but this has no edge to it. A movie like this should have a Sarah Silverman / Lisa Lampanelli quality to it.I know a lot of people feel they are over the top but that how a movie titled Bad Teacher should be over the top. And it has Justin Timberlake in it. I feel like he crow baring his way into movies. We need the army to investigate this. This has to stop. Will look forward to the next Cameron Dian film but not this one. Now if it was called Sexy Teacher.... :).